This is one of those "let's put terrorism in perspective" statistics.  So far this year, terrorists have killed four Americans . . . the four deaths from the Boston Marathon attacks.  Meanwhile, TODDLERS have killed 11 Americans this year in accidental shootings.http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/guns/toddlers-killed-more-americans-terrorists-did-year

Former ROLLING STONES bassist BILL WYMAN says the band used to forge each other's autographs when they were signing a lot of memorabilia.  He says, quote, "It was the only way to do it, because you couldn't pass this stuff around.  You didn't have time.  You were onstage in 10 minutes."
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2339943/Mick-Jagger-Rolling-Stones-frontman-makes-frank-admissions-interview.html#ixzz2W3CBPwzt

A man from Delaware is suing his doctor after a penile implant left him with an erection that lasted eight months . . . and a scrotum the size of a volleyball. This Father's Day, don't waste your money on ties and fishing gear. Get dad what he really wants.tml
http://http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Man-Sues-Doctor-Over-8-Month-Erection-211133421.
 

A few weeks ago, a 46-year-old woman in California found a RAZOR BLADE in her Burger King hamburger.  And unlike most "razor blade in the food" stories, this ISN'T a hoax.  Cops found razor blades in the kitchen at the Burger King she went to, and employees told them the blades are used for cleaning, and one must've accidentally fallen into the burger.  The health department is investigating.
http://www.news10.net/news/article/247779/2/Woman-bites-in-BK-hamburger-finds-razor-blade

On Tuesday, in Wyoming, a family was performing a HOME EXORCISM on a relative who'd been possessed by a POLTERGEIST.  And as they prayed and sprayed her with holy water, she STOPPED BREATHING . . . and went into cardiac arrest.  The family called 911.  But by the time the cops got there the woman was breathing . . . and seemed poltergeist-free.  She was hospitalized.
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/Blog/2013/06/13/Exorcism-of-biting-poltergeist-leads-to-911-call/6231371130380/

 
 
 

On Sunday, a 17-year-old in New York quit his job at Target.  Then ROBBED a family in the parking lot by pretending he had a gun.  But it was easy for Target to help the cops identify him, and they arrested him at his house.
http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2013/06/11/l-i-teen-accused-of-threatening-robbing-family-after-quitting-job-at-target/ 
 

On Sunday, a 17-year-old in New York quit his job at Target.  Then ROBBED a family in the parking lot by pretending he had a gun.  But it was easy for Target to help the cops identify him, and they arrested him at his house.
 http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/56439206-78/police-woman-kelly-court.html.csp

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 DEF LEPPARD guitarist VIVIAN CAMPBELL was recently diagnosed with Hodgkin's Lymphoma, and he's going through chemo right now.  He says, quote, "Hodgkin's has an over 80% cure rate, so by my reckoning, if you're going to have a cancer, Hodgie's is the one to have!"

 

You'll often hear women complaining that their high heels are killing them, but Ana Trujillo apparently took it to a whole new level. She allegedly used a stiletto heel to kill her boyfriend.The 44-year-old was arrested and charged with murder this weekend after police found her boyfriend, Alf Stefan Andersson, dead from multiple stab wounds to his head early Sunday.http://abcnews.go.com/US/houston-woman-allegedly-stabs-boyfriend-death-stiletto-heel/story?id=19364890#.UbcYxee1G

Last week, a woman in New York met a guy through an online dating app.  And after a few messages, he sent an unsolicited photo of his JUNK.  She flipped out, and when he insulted her, she found him on Facebook, found his MOM on Facebook . . . and apparently sent HER the photo.  We don't have any more information on how that turned out.
http://www.dailydot.com/lol/naked-lets-date-user-mom-blackmail/

  The ROBERTSON family from A&E's "Duck Dynasty" will release their own CHRISTMAS ALBUM.  It's going to be called "Duck the Halls:  A Robertson Family Christmas", and it's coming out on October 29th.

NSA spy guy Edward Snowden is on the run from officials after blowing the whistle on the agency's surveillance program. As a result, he's left his life behind, including his extremely hot ballet dancer girlfriend, who's a graduate of the Maryland Institute College of Art.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mbvd/this-might-be-the-girlfriend-edward-snowden-left-behind
 
 
 
 

 On Thursday, a customer dropped off his Hyundai Sonata for service at a dealership in New Hampshire.  And later that day, a 44-year-old mechanic was on break and decided to service HIMSELF in the car.  Someone saw him vigorously self-pleasuring and called the cops . . . who caught him in the act.  He was arrested for indecent exposure.
http://salem-nh.patch.com/articles/salem-ford-technician-caught-masturbating-in-customer-s-car
  

On Thursday, a 59-year-old man was playing golf in Michigan . . . and a 65-year-old guy in his group questioned him about his score on the last hole.  The 59-year-old FLIPPED OUT, BROKE his five-iron on the other guy's arm . . . then STABBED the guy in that same arm using the jagged shaft.  He was arrested for felony aggravated assault.
 http://origin-www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/assault/golf-course-assault-758409

A patient goes in to get routine rhinoplasty and comes out with NO NOSE.
http://gawker.com/top-plastic-surgeon-removes-patients-entire-nose-durin-511715088

PETER MAYHEW . . . who played Chewbacca in the "Star Wars" movies . . . had his custom-made light saber cane confiscated by airport security in Denver.  So he Tweeted about it and asked fans to re-Tweet his message.  That apparently worked, because he got his cane back.

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/star-wars-actor-light-saber-cane-seized-airport-security-article-1.1366871#ixzz2VkpGpChW
 
 

Earlier this week, a 22-year-old man in Florida went to his girlfriend's house to PROPOSE in the middle of the night.  And for some reason, he decided to do it FULLY NAKED.  Unfortunately he went to the wrong house . . . and the people there called the cops.  The 22-year-old spat on one cop and was arrested.
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/os-naked-man-arrested-20130604,0,668134.story
 

Last week, at an elementary school talent show in Florida, two moms got into a brawl when one felt like the other one's camera was blocking her view.  They argued, then started BRAWLING until other parents broke it up.  The one who turned things physical is facing battery charges.
http://www.clickorlando.com/news/moms-get-in-brawl-at-childrens-talent-show/-/1637132/20426994/-/1595w6f/-/index.html

About a year ago, a 19-year-old in New Zealand was sentenced to 11 months of house arrest.  And now, with one month to go, he called the police and asked to go to jail . . . because he was bored of all his Xbox games at home.  They said okay, picked him up, and took him to jail. http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10888577

 

SAMUEL L. JACKSON is a stutterer . . . and the word "mother[effer]" is among the tricks he uses to keep it in check.  He says, quote, "I say it and it helps, like even if I just say it to myself, under my breath.  I don't stutter when I say that word."
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/05/samuel-l-jackson-stutter-swear_n_3389403.html

A town in Spain has come up with a hilarious new way to crack down on dog owners who don't pick up their dog poop:  Volunteers figure out who they are . . . learn the dog's name and breed . . . find the person's address in a pet database . . . then MAIL them the poop.  Since they started doing it, street poop has dropped 70%.
 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/10098430/Spanish-town-posts-dog-mess-back-to-offending-hound-owners.html

 
 Around 1:30 A.M. yesterday, a 20-year-old woman in Indianapolis spotted a couple HAVING SEX in an SUV in a motel parking lot.  She called the cops, then tried to block the way so the couple couldn't drive off.  And as they tried to swerve around her, they ended up HITTING her.  The cops have the plate number, but there's no word if they've tracked the couple down.
 http://www.indystar.com/article/20130604/NEWS02/306040010/IMPD-Woman-struck-by-vehicle-after-snit

Someone broke into a woman's car in Oregon over the weekend, and stole $500 worth of ADULT TOYS.  The woman had been collecting them for MONTHS, for her best friend's bachelorette party this weekend.  Fortunately, some friends have donated replacements.
 http://www.kptv.com/story/22492472/sex-toys-stolen-in-car-prowl-in-sandy
 

Last week, in Colorado, a family put a life-size statue of a MOOSE in their front yard.  A few days later, a real moose saw it and FELL IN LOVE with it.  Now he keeps coming by to nuzzle and kiss the statue . . . and to MOUNT IT to have sex with it.  For what it's worth, both the moose and the statue are MALE.
http://www.9news.com/news/sidetracks/339463/337/Amorous-moose-falls-for-Grand-Lake-statue-

There's a guy in New Jersey who's been in the news for about five years, because he named his son Adolf Hitler.  His kids were taken away after the state found signs of neglect and abuse, and the guy was in court for a custody hearing yesterday . . . and he showed up in a full Nazi uniform.  There's no ruling yet on whether he'll get his kids back.
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Nazi-Dad-Fights-for-His-Childs-Custody-209910241.html

JEAN STAPLETON, who played Edith Bunker on "All in the Family", passed away on Friday of natural causes.  She was 90.  Jean played Edith throughout the show's nine-season run from 1971 to 1979.



 

On Thursday night, police in L.A. raided an office building after they saw an ARMED SNIPER in the window.  Only it was a video game company's office . . . and the sniper was actually just a life-size soldier from the video game "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2".
http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2013/05/31/life-size-call-of-duty-statue-perplexes-lapd-in-game-studio-raid/

  A 39-year-old man in England is on trial for putting a camera up a woman's skirt at a bar.  But HE says he put a LIGHTER up the woman's skirt because, quote, "maybe I was trying to light [her] fart."  He's facing one count of committing an act outraging public decency.
http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/Court-accused-told-police-trying-light-fart-film/story-19146205-detail/story.htm

 


Last Wednesday, a 50-year-old man went on a tour of an animal control shelter in Chicago . . . but ducked off the tour to have bestial relations with   a PIT BULL.  Employees caught him just as he was finishing, and he's facing a felony count of sexual conduct with an animal.
http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/Man-Charged-with-Having-Sex-with-Pit-Bull-209803251.html
 

Earlier this week, a 76-year-old former NASA official was found dead in Thailand.  And he'd rigged up an AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION device with a rope from his neck to his genitalia . . . but it went wrong and he choked to death.
http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/NASA-s-Apollo-navigator-found-dead-with-rope-4553725.php
 

On Sunday night, drivers on the Pennsylvania turnpike spotted a pickup truck with a dog cage in the back . . . with a dog and a 10-YEAR-OLD GIRL inside.  The girl's mother and the mom's boyfriend were in the truck, and they said the girl was in there because the dog was whining and the girl wanted to keep him company.  Both parents were arrested for felony child endangerment.http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2013/05/28/police-girl-rode-with-dog-in-cage-on-turnpike/

In Missouri, a 17-year-old high school student got in HUGE trouble this month when she changed another student's last name in the yearbook from "Mastain" to "Masturbate."  No one's sure why she did it, but the school ended up buying stickers to cover up the change rather than replacing $41,000 in yearbooks.  The girl is facing a FELONY charge of first-degree property damage. http://www.columbiatribune.com/news/local/hickman-yearbook-change-leads-to-arrest/article_d8a61f98-c5ba-11e2-92c0-10604b9f6eda.html

On Monday, two grandparents in their 80s were driving from a funeral back to their home in Moore, Oklahoma.  But they missed the tornado because they took a wrong turn . . . and ended up driving 200 miles in the WRONG DIRECTION, all the way to Texas.  But that wrong turn might have saved theirhttp://piersmorgan.blogs.cnn.com/2013/05/21/cassandra-jenkins-on-missing-grandparents-they-mean-a-lot-to-a-lot-of-people/ lives.

Last week, a 48-year-old woman in Pennsylvania was watching the "American Idol" finale with her 57-year-old boyfriend.  They were drinking and got into an argument over who would win.  One of them pulled a KNIFE . . . and they both ended up STABBING each other.  Both of them were arrested.http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/stabbing-over-american-idol-finale-687432
 

 Last Saturday night in California, a 37-year-old woman and her husband went to a rodeo.  He wanted to leave early, but she wanted to stay, so they got into an argument . . . and she ended up BITING him on the SCROTUM.  She was arrested for felony domestic violence.http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/woman-bites-husbands-scrotum-678543
 

Last October, a 51-year-old man in England shoplifted an $18 package of beef from a grocery store.  And at his trial this week, he explained why.  When he was a little boy, he and his grandmother would go to the grocery store and he would help HER shoplift.  She's been dead for decades, but he was reminiscing about her and shoplifted in her honor.  He was sentenced to two years of probation.http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2329168/John-Casey-Shoplifters-20-000-trial-claim-stole-beef-joint-meat-reminded-dead-Nan.html

There's a 38-year-old aspiring model in England who hated that her second and third toes were so LONG.  She wanted TOE REDUCTION SURGERY, but didn't have the $7,500 to pay for it.  So she STOLE a credit card and used it to pay for the surgery.  Now she's on trial for fraud and conspiracy to commit fraud.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2328415/Model-38-excessively-long-toes-used-stolen-credit-card-details-pay-5-000-worth-corrective-surgery.html

On Sunday afternoon, a 21-year-old college student went hiking in Colorado.  She did some SHROOMS, and decided to STRIP NAKED and keep hiking.  But someone ruined the fun by calling 911 . . . and she was arrested for unlawful consumption of a controlled substance.
 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/naked-woman-on-mushrooms-rescued-784532

Earlier this month, a 46-year-old man in Spain paid a fortune teller $212,000 to cast a spell on a
woman and make her fall in love with him.  When it didn't work, he and some friends broke into her house to FORCE her to give the money back.  But the cops got there quickly and they were arrested.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/businessman-pays-210-000-love-spell-cops-article-1.1349091?localLinksEnabled=false

Yesterday afternoon, a tornado touched down in Moore, Oklahoma, just south of Oklahoma City.  And it's been called the biggest, most destructive tornado in state history.  At least 51 people are dead . . . including at least 20 children . . . 145 people are in the hospital, and dozens of buildings were destroyed.
 

Last month, a 19-year-old college student in Georgia didn't want his parents to find out he was failing English.  So . . . he FAKED his own KIDNAPPING.  After eight days, he went home, but kept up the lie.  The police eventually sorted it out and now he's facing several felony charges.http://johnscreek.patch.com/articles/johns-creek-man-charged-with-faking-own-kidnapping

Last September, a man in Philadelphia used a DESENSITIZING LUBE on his junk.  Something went wrong, and it ended up causing permanent swelling and scarring . . . AND made him lose all sensation down there.  Now he's SUING the manufacturer of the lube for damages.
 http://www.courthousenews.com/2013/05/17/57720.htm

Over the weekend, an American Airlines pilot diverted a flight from L.A. to New York and landed in Kansas City . . . because a female passenger wouldn't stop belting out WHITNEY HOUSTON songs.  The woman was arrested . . . and sang "I Will Always Love You" as cops escorted her off the plane.  She ended up being released without charges.
 

 Last Thursday, a 55-year-old man was at his mom's house in Illinois getting HAMMERED.  Eventually he passed out drunk . . . but as he fell, he knocked over his 81-year-old mother and landed on top of her.  She was stuck underneath him for HOURS, and suffered a broken hip.  He was arrested because of an order banning him from being at his mother's house under the influence.http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2013/05/12/police-intoxicated-son-falls-on-mom-pins-her-on-floor-for-hours/

Celebrity psychologist DR. JOYCE BROTHERS died yesterday at the age of 85.  There's no word on the cause of death.  Joyce appeared in tons of movies and TV shows, often as herself.  She was on "The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson" almost 100 times.  She was also a prolific author and columnist.

 

A 63-year-old Chicago-area man was arrested recently on a slew of charges including drug possession, harassment and animal cruelty. It's the animal cruelty charge that's getting the most attention, however.
Cops say David Beckman sexually abused his pet peacock, which brings two questions to mind: One, who in the world has a pet peacock? And two – well, you know what the other question is. He'll be arraigned next month and until then, he must stay away from peacocks.http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/dupage-county-roselle-sexual-abuse-peacock-206997171.html#ixzz2T0CMRCOn

On "Ellen" on Friday, GWYNETH PALTROW said she has a "'70s vibe" when it comes to her pubic hair.  She might have been joking.  But someone brought up a video from last year of CAMERON DIAZ, in which she talks about an unidentified friend who's "obsessed with having a '70s bush.  Coincidence?
  

Most people LOVE cheese.  And most people ALSO love receiving ORAL PLEASURE.  So if you had to choose between the two . . . which one would you give up?  In a new survey, 42% of people say they'd give up oral before they'd give up cheese . . . 30% would give up cheese before they'd give up oral.  28% dodged the question.  So basically . . . cheese wins. http://bwog.com/2013/04/24/oral-sex-or-cheese-the-truth-revealed/

Michael Jordan married model Yvette Prieto in Palm Beach, Florida on Saturday.
Kristen Wiig will return to Saturday Night Live as host on May 11th -- a year after she left as a cast member.http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/9221210/charlotte-bobcats-owner-michael-jordan-marries-weekend

 

Lindsay Brooke Colbert was arrested Sunday AM on suspicion of DUI. Cops say they pulled Lindsay over for speeding, but when they approached her ride, not only did she reek of alcohol ... there was an open bottle of rum near the driver's seat, according to local reports.Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2013/04/28/myrtle-manor-arrests-lindsay-brooke-taylor-burt/#ixzz2RqobKpaj
: 28-year-old Taylor Jonathan Burt was popped by cops Saturday night after a teenage girl (under 16) told the Myrtle Beach PD she and Burt engaged in sexual relations, according to a local report.
 

 


 A horse named Storm Cat died in Kentucky on Wednesday, at age 30.  As a race horse, he earned more than half a million dollars.  But he also earned that much almost EVERY TIME he had relations with a female horse.  He spent the last 25 years becoming the most successful stud horse ever, and fathered 1,452 colts.  All together they earned $127 million winning races, and $319 million being sold at auction.
http://deadspin.com/the-most-successful-stud-horse-ever-has-died-482885941

 

We're not sure ANY woman in the world would find this attractive . . . but there's a company in Australia that's selling LINGERIE FOR MEN.  It's mostly pink, filled with lace and bows, and includes teddies, camisoles, thongs, negligees, and even padded man-bras.  The company says they hope this changes the way men look at underwear.http://www.hommemystere.com/  

In New Jersey, police just busted a 35-year-old woman for pretending her nine-year-old son had CANCER to raise $3,500 in donations.  And to make things worse, she LIED to her son and TOLD HIM he had cancer, to help sell it.  She's facing a ton of charges.
 http://abcnews.go.com/US/jersey-mom-allegedly-told-son-cancer-part-scam/story?id=19051549#.UX3RvitATOV